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NIX KITCHEN ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ

NIX // 14 October 20267 min read
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NIX KITCHEN ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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DARK NINJA RAGร™

๐Ÿฅฉ 250g OF MINCE. ๐Ÿฅท ONE NINJA. ๐Ÿท ONE RIDICULOUSLY SERIOUS SAUCE.

I bought the Ninja soup maker for soup.

Obviously. ๐Ÿ˜‚

But that was never going to last.

Give me a kitchen gadget with buttons, blades, heat and a glass jug and sooner or later Iโ€™m going to start wondering what else I can make in it. ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ”ฅ

Todayโ€™s experiment?

๐Ÿ RAGร™.

And not just mince swimming around in a tin of tomatoes.

I wanted something darker.

Richer.

Beefier.

Proper comfort food. ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿท

The sort of sauce that sticks to the pasta rather than running underneath it like a tomato puddle.

And, rather pleasingly, the Ninja can make a cracking job of it.

๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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THE IMPORTANT NINJA BIT โš ๏ธ

Before anything else, one thing matters:

๐Ÿ”ฅ HOT FOOD MUST STAY BELOW THE NINJA HOT MAX FILL LINE.

On my Ninja Foodi Blender & Soup Maker, the hot cooking capacity is lower than the full cold-blending capacity.

So Iโ€™ve deliberately built this recipe with a bit of breathing room.

No filling it to the brim.

No bubbling tomato volcano. ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ…

No redecorating the kitchen ceiling in Bolognese.

The actual HOT MAX line on the jug always wins.

If your ingredients are getting close to it, stop adding liquid.

Simple. ๐Ÿ‘

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THE NIX DARK NINJA RAGร™ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Makes around 3 generous portions.

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INGREDIENTS ๐Ÿ›’

๐Ÿฅฉ 250g beef mince

๐Ÿฅ“ 40g smoked bacon or pancetta, finely chopped

๐Ÿง… 1 small onion

๐Ÿฅ• ยฝ medium carrot

๐ŸŒฟ ยฝ celery stick

๐Ÿง„ 1 garlic clove

๐Ÿซ’ 1 tablespoon olive oil

๐Ÿ… 1 tablespoon tomato purรฉe

๐Ÿ… 1 x 400g tin chopped tomatoes

๐Ÿท 75ml red wine

๐Ÿฅฃ 50ml beef stock

๐Ÿฅ› 30ml whole milk

๐Ÿฅ„ 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

๐ŸŒฟ ยฝ teaspoon dried oregano

๐ŸŒฟ ยฝ teaspoon dried basil

๐ŸŒถ๏ธ ยผ teaspoon smoked paprika

๐Ÿง‚ Black pepper

๐Ÿง‚ Salt to taste

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OPTIONAL NIX UPGRADES ๐Ÿš€

๐Ÿฅ„ 1 teaspoon Marmite

๐Ÿง€ A small Parmesan rind

๐ŸŒถ๏ธ A pinch of chilli flakes

๐Ÿ„ A finely chopped mushroom if one happens to be lurking in the fridge

Yes.

Marmite. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Used carefully, it doesnโ€™t make the sauce taste like Marmite.

It simply pushes the savoury beef flavour further into the shadows.

Exactly where I want it. ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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STEP ONE ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿง„

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BUILD THE BASE

Into the Ninja go:

๐Ÿง… Onion

๐Ÿฅ• Carrot

๐ŸŒฟ Celery

๐Ÿง„ Garlic

Use CHOP.

I want small pieces, not vegetable wallpaper paste. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Add:

๐Ÿซ’ Olive oil

๐Ÿฅ“ Bacon or pancetta

Then use the Ninja SAUTร‰ function.

Let everything soften.

Let the bacon start releasing its fat.

Let the kitchen begin smelling like something worthwhile is happening.

Then add:

๐Ÿ… 1 tablespoon tomato purรฉe.

Let that cook briefly too.

This matters.

Raw tomato purรฉe can taste sharp.

Cook it for a minute and it gets deeper, darker and sweeter.

Tiny job.

Big reward. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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STEP TWO ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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BROWN THE MINCE PROPERLY

This is the bit I will not compromise on.

Get a frying pan properly hot.

Add:

๐Ÿฅฉ 250g beef mince.

Then leave it alone for a moment.

Donโ€™t instantly start smashing it around the pan.

Let the beef actually BROWN.

I want:

๐Ÿ”ฅ Dark edges

๐Ÿ”ฅ Caramelised bits

๐Ÿ”ฅ Proper colour

๐Ÿ”ฅ That glorious sticky stuff on the bottom of the pan

That is flavour.

Keep browning until there is no pink mince remaining.

Then pour in:

๐Ÿท 75ml red wine.

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HISSSSSSS. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿท

Scrape the bottom of the pan.

Get every last dark sticky bit.

Let the wine bubble away for roughly 2โ€“3 minutes so it reduces.

What remains is concentrated flavour.

Do not abandon it.

That would be culinary vandalism. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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STEP THREE ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ

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EVERYTHING INTO THE NINJA

Transfer the browned mince, wine and all those lovely pan juices into the Ninja.

Add:

๐Ÿ… 400g chopped tomatoes

๐Ÿฅฃ 50ml beef stock

๐Ÿฅ„ Worcestershire sauce

๐ŸŒฟ Oregano

๐ŸŒฟ Basil

๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Smoked paprika

๐Ÿง‚ Black pepper

Optional:

๐Ÿฅ„ Marmite

๐Ÿง€ Parmesan rind

Now stop and LOOK AT THE JUG. ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ”ฅ Everything must remain below the HOT MAX fill line.

If youโ€™re closer than youโ€™d like, donโ€™t add any extra liquid.

You can always loosen a ragรน.

Itโ€™s much harder to persuade it back into the Ninja after it has escaped. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ‹

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STEP FOUR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅท

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LET THE NINJA DO ITS THING

Use a manual cooking mode at a medium heat for around:

โฑ๏ธ 30 minutes.

You want a steady cook.

Not a volcanic boil.

Occasionally give it a gentle stir or very brief pulse if needed.

But remember:

๐Ÿšซ DO NOT USE THE FULL SMOOTH BLEND PROGRAMME.

Unless your evening meal plan involves drinking beef through a straw.

Weโ€™re making ragรน.

Not meat soup. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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WATCH THE SAUCE CHANGE ๐Ÿ…โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ

This is the lovely bit.

The bright tomatoes start going darker.

The sauce thickens.

The beef flavour moves into everything.

The bacon almost disappears.

The wine stops tasting like wine.

Everything starts becoming one deep, rich sauce.

Thatโ€™s when you know itโ€™s working. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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STEP FIVE ๐Ÿฅ›โœจ

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THE MILK TRICK

About five minutes before the end, add:

๐Ÿฅ› 30ml whole milk.

Not loads.

Just enough.

It sounds odd if youโ€™ve never done it before.

Milk.

Into beef.

And tomatoes.

But it works.

The milk softens the tomato acidity and gives the sauce a slightly rounder, silkier flavour.

You shouldnโ€™t think:

๐Ÿฅ› โ€œThat tastes of milk.โ€

You should think:

๐Ÿค” โ€œWhy does this suddenly taste better?โ€

Thatโ€™s the trick.

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THE TEXTURE I WANT ๐Ÿ

The finished ragรน should be:

๐Ÿ”ฅ Thick

๐Ÿ… Dark brick-red

๐Ÿฅฉ Properly meaty

โœจ Slightly glossy

๐Ÿฅ„ Spoon-coating

Drag a spoon through it and the sauce should briefly hold the line.

If itโ€™s too thick:

๐Ÿฅฃ Add a tiny splash of stock.

If itโ€™s too loose:

๐Ÿ”ฅ Give it a little longer to reduce.

What I do NOT want is mince floating in tomato water.

Thatโ€™s not ragรน.

Thatโ€™s an administrative error. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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PASTA MATTERS ๐Ÿ

Yes, spaghetti works.

But for this?

I want something with shoulders.

๐Ÿ Tagliatelle

๐Ÿ Pappardelle

๐Ÿ Rigatoni

๐Ÿ Fusilloni

Something capable of grabbing hold of the sauce.

Cook the pasta until just al dente.

Then mix some of the ragรน THROUGH the pasta rather than simply dropping a ladleful on top.

Finish with:

๐Ÿง€ Parmesan

๐ŸŒฟ Basil

โšซ Black pepper

And possibly:

๐Ÿท A glass of the red wine youโ€™ve already opened.

It would be irresponsible not to check it. ๐Ÿ˜‡

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THE SECRET INGREDIENT โณ

Time.

Make this earlier in the day if you can.

Let it sit.

Then reheat it later.

Somehow, ragรน seems to spend those quiet hours reorganising itself into something better.

The following day?

Even better.

Day-two ragรน is basically a cheat code. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ

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WHY THIS VERSION IS BETTER ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ”ฅ

The original version had a little more liquid.

It would probably have fitted.

Probably.

That word bothers me when weโ€™re talking about hot food inside a blender jug. ๐Ÿ˜‚

So Iโ€™ve tightened the recipe.

The revised quantities are:

๐Ÿฅฉ 250g mince

๐Ÿ… 400g tomatoes

๐Ÿท 75ml wine

๐Ÿฅฃ 50ml stock

๐Ÿฅ› 30ml milk

That gives me a better safety margin below the Ninjaโ€™s HOT MAX line.

And thereโ€™s another benefit.

Less unnecessary liquid means:

๐Ÿฅฉ More beef flavour

๐Ÿ… Thicker sauce

๐Ÿ”ฅ Faster concentration

๐Ÿ Better cling to the pasta

Basically, safer AND tastier.

Iโ€™ll take that. ๐Ÿ‘

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THE NIX VERDICT ๐ŸŸง

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๐Ÿฅฉ MINCE

250g

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๐Ÿ PORTIONS

About 3

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โฑ๏ธ PREP

Around 10 minutes

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๐Ÿ”ฅ COOKING

Around 30โ€“35 minutes

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๐Ÿฅท NINJA MODE

CHOP + SAUTร‰ + manual COOK

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๐Ÿท BEST FLAVOUR MOVE

Reduce the red wine in the frying pan

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๐Ÿฅฉ MOST IMPORTANT STEP

Brown the mince properly

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๐Ÿฅ„ NIX SECRET WEAPON

1 teaspoon Marmite

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๐Ÿฅ› FINISH

A small splash of whole milk

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โš ๏ธ GOLDEN RULE

Never exceed the HOT MAX line

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๐Ÿ BEST WITH

Tagliatelle, pappardelle or rigatoni

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๐Ÿ˜ˆ BIGGEST DANGER

Eating half of it before the pasta is ready

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FINAL THOUGHTS ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅท

This is exactly why I enjoy messing about with kitchen gadgets.

The Ninja doesnโ€™t need to replace the frying pan.

It does what itโ€™s good at.

The frying pan does what IT is good at.

Together?

Thatโ€™s where things get interesting.

๐Ÿฅท The Ninja chops.

๐Ÿฅท The Ninja sautรฉs.

๐Ÿฅท The Ninja cooks.

๐Ÿ”ฅ The frying pan gives the beef the serious colour.

๐Ÿท The wine pulls all that flavour from the pan.

๐Ÿฅ› The milk rounds everything out.

๐Ÿ And at the end Iโ€™ve got a proper bowl of dark, comforting ragรน.

250g of mince.

A few ordinary ingredients.

One slightly overenthusiastic soup maker owner.

And dinner suddenly gets very interesting.

Would I make it again?

๐Ÿ”ฅ ABSOLUTELY.

The Ninja has officially escaped the soup department.

๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง…๐Ÿง€